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Duke Nukem 3D

* Guess again, freakshow. Duke’s coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size 13 boot!
* I like a good cigar…and a bad woman…
* I’m Duke Nukem and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
* I feel like drinkin’ a gallon o’ turpentine, and pissin’ on a brush fire…
* I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
* It’s time to abort your whole freaking species!
* It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum!
* My name is Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
* Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!
* You’re an inspiration for birth control.
* Cooool!
* See you in hell!
* Shake it baby! You wanna dance?
* I’m gonna get medieval on your asses!
* I’m gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
* What you’re waitin’ for? Christmas?
* Hail to the king baby!
* Let God sort ‘em out!
* [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
* [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I’m looking good!
* Suck it down!
* Now THAT’s gonna leave a scar!
* Damn, those alien bastards gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
* [checking out office computer playing Duke3d] Get back to work you slacker!
* Nukem ’till they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!
* Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
* [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] Hmm, that’s one “Doomed” Space Marine.
* [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.
* Damn, you’re ugly.
* Who wants some?
* Come get some!
* It’s my way or the….Hell it’s my way!
* I’ll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.
* [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade] I’ve got balls of steel.
* Die, you son of a b*tch!
* Your face, your ass, whats the difference?
* Blow it out your ass!

Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

* Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
* Have you seen my rubber…duckie?
* I’ll blow you a new hole!
* I’m God’s gift to women!
* Lick My Wet Butt Hole!
* I love the smell of bacon in the morning /Reference to “Apocalypse Now!” and the smell of the napalm in the morning/
* I make this look good
* Lara, is that you? [after picking up a pay phone and listening to a moaning babe]/Reference to Tomb Raider’a Lara Croft/
* Looks like it’s TIME TO KILL!
* I got no time to bleed! /Reference to “Predator”
* My home away from home! [in reference to a strip club]
* [to a male stripper] Hey get your ass out of her Rubbe, and bring me back my chicks!
* The bigger they are, the harder they bleed!
* There’s new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent)
* You make a great belt
* Eat sh*t and die!
* What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?

Duke Nukem: Zero Hour

* Blow it out your ass!
* Don’t worry, saving chicks is what I’m all about!
* You’re too good looking to kill, but I’m gonna kill you anyway! (Talking to a clone of himself)

Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes

* Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body!
* Welcome to “Cool’s-Ville”, Population: ME

Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project

* Ah, New York! It’s my kind of town. If I can kill ‘em here…I can kill ‘em ANYWHERE! / Reference to Frank Sinatra’s song “New York” (“If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere…”)
* Come on Morphix, there’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
* Confucius say… DIE!
* I always said, if there was a way to go, it’d have something to do with women, whips, and oil…
* Someone’s gonna pay for making me find these friggin’ key cards…
* Surprise, surprise I need a key card
* Time to deworm The Big Apple…
* Time to deliver max pain on the A Train…now where’d I put that subway token? (A reference to the video game [[Max Payne]])
* Time for mutation-mutilation!
* I like big guns, and I cannot lie. (reference to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s song “Baby Got Back”)
* Your kung-fu is through!
* You’re goin’ down faster than the XFL!
* Life is like a box of ammo… (reference to the film Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates…”)
* No token, no ride! [when he kills a mutant on the subway] (reference to Indiana Jones “Zeppelin Scene”)
* Makin’ bacon!
* Hmmm… That’s gonna leave a mark (when he blows a mutant with a grenade)
* So there IS life after death! (After losing a life and continuing)
* Babe: “Oh Duke you’re my hero, what can I do for you?” Duke: “You must be 18 or older to ride.”
* Rest in pieces!
* Say “hello” to my little friend!